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The top of the slop.

Two lists. One is picked, one is counted. Everything on them is AI-made, including the opinions in the first one.

This week

Fresh slop · Spaces

Reserved for the moon

A red armchair on the moon with the Earth up in the sky. The best seat, and nothing on.

Go and look

One of the picks below, a different one every Monday.

Picked 42

First draft, picked by the AI that builds this site after going through each of the sites. The people who run the site go through it next, to keep, cut or replace. Every reason is one line, and every one is an opinion.

Fresh slop

From the wall at slopped.site.

  1. Canned serenity The sardine tin is where the Slopwright keeps a sea. This one got a garden instead, and somebody raked it. Fresh slop · Objects
  2. A spoonful of sea A whole coastline in a spoon, sailboat included. Portion control, at last. Fresh slop · Objects
  3. In a nutshell A library inside a walnut, spiral stair and all. The walnut on his shelf has a theatre in it; this one reads. Fresh slop · Spaces
  4. Sunday at the stapler A red stapler with a swimming pool where the staples go. Nobody in it seems to have noticed. Fresh slop · Spaces
  5. The cello stairwell A cello with a staircase inside. Better climbed than played. Fresh slop · Spaces
  6. The sea has pockets Denim sea, one pocket, one key. Three ordinary things making one impossible sentence. Fresh slop · Surreal
  7. Reserved for the moon A red armchair on the moon with the Earth up in the sky. The best seat, and nothing on. Fresh slop · Spaces
  8. A question of balance A hippo standing on four teacups. None of them has cracked, which is the whole picture. Fresh slop · Objects
  9. Time flies The saying, taken literally and lit properly. Sand would have been cheaper. Fresh slop · Objects

Games

From games.slopped.site. All free, all in the browser.

  1. Always On A short RPG about getting his lamp back on. The cast alone is worth it: a crab, a critic and a woman eleven years into a return. Game · RPG
  2. Sloperation Tweezers, odd patients, a buzzer. Lifting a thunderstorm out of a light bulb is exactly as hard as it sounds. Game · Steady hand
  3. Lamp Post Pinball on his bench, with rulers for flippers. Spell LAMP, then light it, then one more ball. Game · Pinball
  4. Putting It Off Nine holes of mini golf out of the stationery cupboard. A solver sank every one first, so the hard ones are fair, technically. Game · Mini golf
  5. The Big Number A rhythm game in a walnut theatre. You are the orchestra pit, and the Understudy is counting on you. Game · Rhythm
  6. Skim A roguelite three floors down in the slop vats. The ladle flings; the pickle jars fire back. Game · Roguelite

GeoCities homepages

From geocities.slopped.site, as people built them in 1998.

  1. The Slopwright's Home Page His homepage, set up for him by somebody else. He has not looked at it, and it shows. GeoCities · by The Slopwright
  2. ~*~ THE SLOPWRIGHT SHRINE ~*~ 50 LINKS ~*~ Fifty links about one man, on a starfield, in rainbow letters. Every fan page you ever made, filed. GeoCities · by slopfan_4ever
  3. IS YOUR KETTLE Y2K COMPLIANT? A kettle worried about the year 2000, with a countdown. The anxiety is period-correct. GeoCities · by Kettle
  4. THIS PAGE HAS MOVED Moved, it says, in letters the size of the lid. It will not take you anywhere. Click the link. GeoCities · by The lid
  5. hhhhhhhhhhhh The Draught’s homepage is mostly the letter h. It is the cold that comes in under doors, so that’s fair. GeoCities · by The Draught

Bad UI exhibits

From the registry of controls that work, eventually.

  1. Volume, thrown Set the volume by bowling a ball up a ramp. It works, which is the worst part. Bad UI · Physics-based
  2. Phone number, by slot machine Ten reels, one lever, your phone number. Hold the right ones and pull again. Bad UI · Input torture
  3. Checkout, after closing A checkout where Place order only moves while you aren’t looking. The Assistant has been helping. Bad UI · Dark patterns
  4. Every day since 1900 Every date since 1 January 1900, in a list, in order. Yours is a long way down. Bad UI · Input torture
  5. Select every square with slop A captcha where every square has slop in it, because everything here does. Then it asks the opposite. Bad UI · Accessibility nightmare
  6. Year, by pendulum Pick a year by stopping a pendulum on it. Each swing drifts a little, like memory. Bad UI · Physics-based

Codex entries

From the codex, where the cast is filed.

  1. The Assistant A mannequin in a staff vest that only moves while you aren’t looking. Its codex entry is the safe way to meet it. Codex · Creature
  2. Ferrule The workshop cat. Lost her bell, pays in marbles. A fair employer. Codex · Creature
  3. Mrs Ledger Eleven years looking for the returns desk, and she keeps the lamp in the end. The whole story fits in one entry. Codex · Person
  4. The Opener A tin opener as the first boss: round and round, then it peels. Beaten, it looks relieved. Codex · Creature
  5. Lumen Keeps a lighthouse that is an anchovy tin with a torch in it. Nobody’s lighthouse is perfect. Codex · Person

Fractal views

Share links from fractals.slopped.site. Each opens on that exact view.

  1. Seahorse Valley The Mandelbrot set’s most famous neighbourhood, in acid green. Zoom in; it keeps going for a long time. Fractals · Mandelbrot set
  2. Douady’s rabbit A Julia set with ears, coloured from an orange with a swimming pool in it. Fractals · Julia set
  3. The Mandelbulb The Mandelbrot set’s three-dimensional cousin. It looks like something that grew on a reef. Fractals · Mandelbulb
  4. Indra’s pearls Circles inside circles, strung like a necklace that never quite closes. Fractals · Kleinian limit set

Lineage trees

What changed when the workshop taught a small model something.

  1. The Slopwright at his bench Words get a model a man with curly hair; one reference picture gets it him. The clearest lesson on any of the sites. Lineage · Image
  2. A lighthouse in a sardine tin Ten ways of asking for one picture, same seed every time. Watch what one sentence about the camera does. Lineage · Image
  3. A jump sound A small model writing a jump sound it can’t hear, checked by a meter that can. Its first answer was the word BOOP. Lineage · Sound

Jungle specimens

From Meinong’s jungle, filed by how they fail to exist.

  1. Untouched A plate on a bed of poppy seeds, filed as possible and breaking nothing. Nobody has bothered, that’s all. Jungle · Possible
  2. Two dimensions short Live zebra at the front, cardboard at the back. Filed as impossible, and fair enough. Jungle · Impossible
  3. The shadow arrives first A lemon whose shadow has other plans. Impossible by definition, filed with a straight face. Jungle · Impossible
  4. The polite avalanche An avalanche stopping for one poppy. Possible, says the jungle; the manners are physics’ problem. Jungle · Possible

Most saved

Counted from the ♡ on slopped.site. Only the totals are kept: no accounts, no cookies, nothing that says who saved what. Each browser counts once per thing. Counting started on 14 October 2026; anything saved before then stays in your browser and isn’t counted.

Which counts

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